{"id":77,"date":"2007-11-25T23:06:45","date_gmt":"2007-11-25T20:06:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aurel.ro\/blog\/2007\/11\/25\/esti-roman-daca\/"},"modified":"2007-11-25T23:29:22","modified_gmt":"2007-11-25T20:29:22","slug":"esti-roman-daca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aurel.ro\/blog\/2007\/11\/25\/esti-roman-daca\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8230; e\u015fti rom\u00e2n dac\u0103 &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u015etii sigur c\u0103 e\u015fti rom\u00e2n dac\u0103:<br \/>\n* tot ce m\u0103n\u00e2nci are gust de ceap\u0103 \u015fi usturoi<br \/>\n* \u00eencerci s\u0103 reciclezi ambalajele de la flori, h\u00e2rtia de la cadouri \u015fi , bine\u00een\u0163eles, folia de aluminiu<br \/>\n* stai l\u00e2ng\u0103 cele mai mari doua valize din aeroport<br \/>\n* ajungi la petreceri cu una &#8211; doua ore \u00eent\u00e2rziere \u015fi \u0163i se pare normal<br \/>\n* copiii t\u0103i au porecle care sun\u0103 departe de numele lor real<br \/>\n* dup\u0103 ce mergi la cineva \u00een vizit\u0103, la plecare mai stai o or\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163a u\u015fii la pove\u015fti<br \/>\n* p\u0103rin\u0163ii t\u0103i nu arunc\u0103 niciodat\u0103 nimic \u015fi dac\u0103 reu\u015fe\u015fti s\u0103 arunci ceva la gunoi apare \u00een mod misterios \u00eenapoi.<br \/>\n* ai perdele de dantel\u0103<br \/>\n* ai fa\u0163\u0103 de mas\u0103 din macrame<br \/>\n* ai covoare care acoper\u0103 fiecare centimetru din casa ta<br \/>\n* ai sau ai avut covoare pe pere\u0163i<br \/>\n* mama ta i\u0163i spune ca e\u015fti slab chiar dac\u0103 ai 110 kg<br \/>\n* ai draperii m\u0103car la o u\u015f\u0103 din cas\u0103<br \/>\n* mama ta recicleaz\u0103 pahare de plastic, farfurii din carton si pungile de la sandwichuri sp\u0103l\u00e2ndu-le<br \/>\n* ai fa\u0163\u0103 de mas\u0103 din vinyl pe mas\u0103 din bucatarie<br \/>\n* folose\u015fti saco\u015fele primite la cump\u0103raturi pe post de pungi de gunoi<br \/>\n* raftul t\u0103u din buc\u0103t\u0103rie este plin de borcane de gem, variet\u0103\u0163i de recipiente de plastic si sticl\u0103<br \/>\n* parin\u0163ii te strig\u0103 cu diminutive de animale c\u00e2nd \u00eei enervezi<br \/>\n* mama ta spal\u0103 rufe la 40 C la ma\u015fin\u0103<br \/>\n* c\u00e2nd g\u0103te\u015fti nu folose\u015fti ustensile de c\u00e2nt\u0103rit<br \/>\n* nu po\u0163i pleca in c\u0103l\u0103torii dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 te conduc m\u0103car 5 persoane la autobuz, tren sau aeroport<br \/>\n* suni interurban numai dup\u0103 ora 8 PM<br \/>\n* p\u0103rin\u0163ii te sun\u0103 \u015fi intreab\u0103 dac\u0103 ai m\u00e2ncat, chiar dac\u0103 e miezul nop\u0163ii<br \/>\n* p\u0103rin\u0163ii t\u0103i nu realizeaz\u0103 c\u0103 tehnologia s-a imbunata\u0163it \u015fi atunci c\u00e2nd sun\u0103 \u00een str\u0103in\u0103tate \u00eenc\u0103 url\u0103 la telefon<br \/>\n* ai cuverturi uzate pe canapea doar ca s\u0103 nu se murd\u0103reasc\u0103 tapi\u0163eria<br \/>\n* nu cuno\u015fti mai mult de jum\u0103tate din invita\u0163ii de la nunta ta&#8230; 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